So... do you like... cheese?

I'm new to this

i don't know where to start

and even if i did i wouldn't know what to do with such knowledge...

so i'll start with this:

i'm sick and tired of the way people look at me when i'm trying to have

an interesting conversation with my friends and the words 'terrorist' or 'disease' or 'mass hysteria' come up, like u white people don't know i'm talking to you ><

and these looks either mean i'm part of the terrorist groups, like u'd even know what they are, or part of the mainstream media. Quite frankly i'm not too sure which would be worse.

so... white people... stop it... and i don't like over generalizing but you don't see my Asian adult counterparts sitting down and having conversations like 'did you see what the terrorists did to those people in those places' 'yeah i noe me and Ted are seriously reconsidering goin on that cruise next week!' 'well you should, i can't even catch the train anymore without being jumpy' 'THANK GOD for the channel ten,seven and nine (australian channels) news for keeping us so damn informed on the important issues' ' yes too right, this is great tea btw milley' 'i know i made it using an infusal of lemon and jasmine that i got off the nice little asian man in the markets that i try to avoid' 'oh yh can't go there often you'll get robbed or worse or something!' 'i know how you feel! i got all paranoid just bein'... well your get the point

and you might be thinking 'well your just over exacerbating the situation'

well i'm not

people do say these things

and with mah fluent understandedness... of asian languages

i have been down to cabbramatta so many times and all i hear is

'did u see my new 27 inch flatscreen LCD tv? like its so good and its got like so many things that are good about it like your wont belive how good it is and it's features...'etc

so then you go and ask them 'so whats your new tv's contrast ratio?'

'ugh its very very low so its really good!'

but yh what was i saying?

oh yh, get over it

stop believing what the men behind the tv and the desk and the logos, are saying

cause chances are...

keeping you WELL informed is the least of their worries

hows that for a first blog?

but anywho

changing vectors for a second

i was thinking

that if i had a time machine

i could probably travel back in time fuck up the world somehow and then travel further back and stop me from fucking up the world! yes i have it all worked out

it'll be complete chaos for about a year

then the chaos will just cease to exist

what to do?

has to be something to fuck the WHOLE world up

i might go back and stop the creation of mcdonalds!

nah might be too harsh =P

but i'd definitely wanna meet this jesus fellow everyones raving on about

and maybe travel back to about 10 months or so before he was born and spy on his mother for about a month and see what she gets up to

nothing suss i'm sure

i'll be sure to travel into the future to get like a 1000tetrabyte hdd camera to film everywhere i go

incase your wondering i do ponder these things often

surely my 'creativety' could be put to better use but i dont mind so noone else should =P

so if your think i'm weird or somthing then tell me

i'd love to hear what your think

and arguing is sort of my forte so have at it ;)