Fire! on the Dancefloor!...everybody GTFO!

once again

big big gap

last post (million years) this post

but like ive mentioned before

I

Dont
Give

A

Fuck

^^

so

its hot

its 10:19 pm

the moon dominates the sky

and yet it's hot

my room is an oven

plus the evaporated sweat and you get?

a SAUNA! i always wanted one of my own

cept i cant just up and leave this one T_T

so

it was hot

at around 12 pm

midday full of fucking sun

and yet we schooled

and this country is an oven

plus the fucked weather with the inconsistent precipitation

and you get?

a SAUNA! and i always wanted one

yet this one really is ine-fucking-scapable

T_T

wasnt even cool in the morning

it was just heat

constant heat

the whole way

from when i woke up late

till i...

well till now

and it was the weekend yesterday

and so i woke up

walked outside

and my eyes melted

in their sockets

and it was sound like i'm being 'over-dramatic'

but seriously

just come to sydney

for a day

and you wont eve....

you know what fuck you

you don't know what its like =P

so i went to a party on saturday

it was a year 11ners party

im rather close to come of the year 11ners

and they had there fun

although there are some real dickheads in year 11

cause of the legislation that says kids cant leave school without a job

so

the assholes who were meant to leave

didnt

and now they outnumber us

50-1

and thats just there idiots against our grade

and sometimes

when you standing around

and you see them

chasing each other and 'man-handling' each other

as a way to release their homosexual tensions

and abusing any and everyone

you just want to...

just

slit there throats seriously

yes i am a sadist

but seriously

if i had a choice

it'd either be lady gag-a

or one of those dickheads

and now you know

thats right

don't fuck with me!

or i'll blog about you =P

now after the party i went to this thing that the council had

an outdoor movie screening

and the screen was small

and the pre-show entertainment made me want to puke

but!

the company was good

met some friends there and we just sat and talked and laughed

and i played guitar over the shitty band

and we watched the movie which was 'coraline'

which btw

is a complete and utter mind fuck

messed up childrens movie

i mean

if your moved somewhere remotish and

you found a fucking 50 year old doll that looked exactly like your wore your exact same clothes

well

i know i'd shit my pants

but yh

good company

good environment

movie under the stars

and on a hill as to encounter the cooling breeze

rather nice night

if i might say so my self

but what happend after if the important bit

and here's where i introduce Chloe

now chloe is someone i call a friend

shes in my ext class and is always smiling

yet always bitching about something

and thats why we love her

BUT!

chloe did something

after the movie

that ill never forgive her for

after the beginings of formal conversation introductional paradigms

i asked her ever so innocently what are your doing?

and she replied reading

which is out of the norm so i inquired as to what she was reading

to which she stabbed my cynical shield of apathy

by replying 'GMH'

i wont tell you what that means as to not let you fall victim to the

social manipulation that it instills

fucking people

and their stories on fucking hope

fucking chloe

fuck

I Was Thinking

oh shit i've just cut my lip on some fucking ice

like seriously

wtf?!

that doesnt happen to ANYBODY

cept maybe the guy whos skin melts on contact with water

but!

NOBODY else

and yet its happend to me

it rather hurts

but pressing on...

i was thinking...

i'd like to raise some money

so i can go travel the world

and i noe its not the usual cynical thought i have

and your can thank chloe for that

but i'd like to travel to japan being place #1

even though my japanese learning has basically come to a complete halt

i will start it again

but

like i said before

i really love the japanese culture and lifestyle etc

i'd like to travel with a friend or a few

but the one would be nice

if i had a choice on who to take

it'll have to be... introducing

KENAN!

kenan is the resident apeman

he funny as fuck

and can make any awkwad better by making it more awkwad XD

and so

even though he cant speak the language

i'd like him to go japan with me

god it sounds like i'm proposing =P

say yes kenan ^^

and i'd travel to japan and soak up the culture

then gather some WW2 enthusiast and form an army

then travel to america as japanese tourist

and if we get spoted we'd point at kenan and yell terrorist

as a diversion

but then again

it america

i can point at a mailbox and the airport security will jump on it

newho

we'd infiltrate the company

and systematically

electronically rob

every

single

rich

white

mother

fucker

and give all their money to

developing countries

and non for profit and non religious based charities

or form my own

adn as america's wealthy get poor and the poor around the world get the ability to live past a few months

the balance will be restored

and then we'll over throw the government!

and we'll take ove rthe world and form a one world government but

not some new world order shit

no it'll be a resource based economy

where technology if key

and people will have to do a minimal

and so

thats my thinking done for the day

i need to do maths

i bet my name is gonna get called up tomorrow at assembly

cause abdiogblahblah

is a douche

fuck!

completely ruins my image

=P

so yh

chloe i hate you

and bye

I smell a REbelion! or maybe...some bananas

yes yes i noe its been a while

but thats ok! because...

it just is

and so... it...begins

the past few weeks have been hell on friggin midguard (earth)

and year 12 is nothing but a fucking excuse for insecure, short, fat and bolding

gremlins who work at the board of studies, to feel in power by bossing around

people who are 30 years younger then them

i noe im certainly their bitch!

and so the assessments continue to come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and come

and before u know it ur left with the remains that he assessments left behind all over your floor and bed and walls and table and chair and even the roof

(btw i didnt ctrl+C-V that typed it all out T_T cause i dint think)

and yes i realise that i just made a sexual reference so go and cry to your mummies

8O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG! HE SPELT IT WITH A FUCKING U!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS THAT! THATS COMPLETELY MESSED UP

he must be like a total illaterat freek or sumting

really?

am i?

really?

well theres my literacy

thats based on proper english and use of english

literal techniques etc

THEN THERE THE FUCKING CRUDE ASS MUTHERFUCKING

PHONETICS BASED BULLSHIT THAT YOU IDIOTS

DECIDE IS BEST WAY TO MURDER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE,

HACK IT UP AND SERVE THE FUCKING DRIBBLE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THROUGH YOUR GODDAM MEDIA!

*composes self*

so

now you know

the internet, i'm afraid, does not allow for the dramatic affect of such outburst should they had been performed in real life. but i think i got my point across =)

it is hot as fucking hell in here

like crazy hot

its hot as hell out there

and its hot as hell in here

infact its even more hot in here

and people will tell me to open a window

but it doesnt work

hot air +more hot air = CRAZY HOT AIR well at least in my world it does

'and i have no idea why anyone would wanna live here its a prison

and the people audibly crackle at they walk past on the footpaths

and we live 3/4 of a kilometre away from the sun!'

(just to quote Mr Moran)

its been hot forever now

theres no end to it!

and i have to go through school!

and i have to walk home from the bus in the sun and heat!

and the wind is hot!

and the rain is hot!

and the day is humid!

AND i can't even fucking breathe!

AND THE WORSE PART IS I NOW SPENT MY FREE TIME IN THE LIBRARY CAUSE IT'S AIRCONNED!!

to sum it up

don't go to australia ever

cause

if you're from england

all you'll do when u get off the plane is go

'GOOD LORD ITS THE SUN!

Look! kids! its the sun can u see it! OH dear god its actually there i thought it was an urban myth! and how did they get rid of the rain! its amazing!'

and you'll laugh and play and jump around for about 30 seconds then melt

and if you're american then...

'...'

just dont come here

cause well i just don't ...

just dont come please

make people misserable there

if your asian you wouldnt come at all unless its on a boat

or u could get money out of it =P

see no need to get angry cause im mean to everyone ^^

AM currently re-learning:

Cute without the 'e'

by taking back sunday

(acoustic)

you can hear it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf8ETy5cecg

FOR: Shannon

if your reading this then...

hey!

for those who do not know

shannon is the coolest Jap white person i know

shes smart

pretty

funny

pretty funny

witty

intelligent

insightful

and if u piss her off

she'll have something to say about it!

so now your know

so what was i saying?

oh yh

shannon i realise we had an awkwad 'i'm staring at you and you hate it'

moment

but rest assured

i looked at you

and then zoned out!

XD

creepy but i do that

alot

the worst times being on public transport

when i have half the train carriage of people

fixing their hair or checking their fly's

...

or moving

but i digress

a formal apology

but you cant blame me cause u sit their with your blue eyes and your constant smile

and its captivating ;)

don't change woman

I was thinking

well as you all know i get to thinking alot

and so

i was thinking

what would happen

if...

shit i forgot

its so hot

even now that its dark and the cool winds blowing its still hot

nehow

what would society be like if

there were no judea christian religions ever

never were never would be

the implications are massive

here is what i think society would be like

in a nutshell:

better

to elaborate:

there'd be no 'believe in our fair and kind loving creater...OR WE'LL KILL YOU!'

idiots

who go round talking up this guy who there was no proof for his existence in the first place

religion is not real people

seriously

has anyone really sat down and thought about it?

this is what to think about

-why do you have faith in mister invisible magical fairy in the sky?

---because you're afraid that if u don't live a vicarious bitch and give away all your money then you'll go to hell

NOW think even further then that!

so

god

heaven

is there

but only because

u dont go to hell

but if hell is in the same book (literally)

as heaven

then hell cannot exist

therefore

if

something that doesnt exist

scares you

and makes you believe in mystic flying juju buddy

then your an idiot

and therefore

he/she/shim

does not really exist

and if you cant process that argument then

don't go changing

stay a faithful religious person you're better off that way T_T

and so once again i've digressed

the world without religion

would be awesome

technology would be so advanced due to older specific and extremely influential scientist

like galileo would not have been chased by crazy mask wearing alterboys who ate his soul, then ate a dick, and he would have make more inventions and further astrological research etc.

SO!

this will be different

i wanna hear your comments on what you think the world would be like if

there were no religion, mainly that of the judea christian kind.

a friend of mine named ... said that someone she knew said that the fact that it was hot then started raining was the warning for the enset of the apocolypse! and so i read this in her blog and i LOL! my pants off

it was so funny

but more funny if you actually know the girl who said it

So enough of this!

i'm exhausted

bye