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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Its a HARDknock life for US

now
i have lots of people in my life
and belive me
most of them are idiots
like seriously
real idiots
BUT
there are a few
who are just beautiful
and its not often u come across a beautiful person
and im lucky to have so many in my life
dont get me wrong
i do hate humanity
i mean
the worse thing to happen to humanity
happens to be humanity itself
and of course its the worse thing for the planet
for the animals and plants
but i digress
there are a select few beautiful people in my life

when i say beautiful
i dont just mean pretty
i mean all round
real girls and guys
with real life
and issues that they dont deserve
and to all of you in school
i say that u must hang in there, cause school will be over is a few weeks
and we can deal with it together

ill be a bit more specific
no names

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there is a girl i know
who works sooo fucking hard
on everything
on studying
on being smart
on being great
on being the best friend she can
on being the girl you can rely on
on being in the loop
on being in the group
...
on being
...
on time

and she
is so stressy
and deservingly so
she shouldnt try so hard
cause she doesnt even need to
shes beautiful and i like her this way
if you know me
then you know who this person is

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theres someone i know
and she doesnt read my blog and i dont mind
she has her own shit
she too works really hard
but its not just that
she is funny
she is sweet
she is caring
she is mindful of others
she is Fun
she is always happy
she is beautiful

and

she is always sure that
she is there for you when you need her


i know this seems generalised but if u know her like i do then u know who she is
i love this girl she is the best =D

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there is a guy i know
and i've known him for a while
and he is
well how to describe him without giving away too much
this guy is

a smart ass
a friend when u need him
a man when u need him
a girl when u need him to be
a sensitive guy
a hard guy
a mouth
a large ear as well
a hairy beast (the ultimate clue)
a parader
a poser
a treasure hunter/adventurer
a funny as fuck guy
a pro gamer

...
a hell of
...
a friend to us all and i love him too =)

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there is this girl i know
and i've mentioned her in my blog before
but the message doesnt ever get received
because like the rest of the girls my age
she is so downtrodden on herself
and i cant fathom it at all
but she doesnt know
cause
truth is she is so amazing
truth is she is so vibrant
truth is she is so beautiful
truth is she is so funny
truth is she is so awesome

and

the

truth is she is so bloody unaware that the
truth is she is so fucking all those things put into one making her so fucking great
she is
a truly amazing person
i hope you see this


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there is a dude i know
who i've known for quite some time
and hes is the biggest smart ass ever
and im afraid i made him this way
well partially responsible anyway
and hes just this guy who always knows the answers to the questions that you ask but dont care about
but it doesnt matter
this guy is
the awesome counterpart
the writer of evil
the instigator of conversation
the carrier of comedy
the undoer of idiocy
the breaker of dullness
the receiver of praise

and
the captain, my captain


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so i know this girl
and i've known her too for soo long even though we havnt always been close
even now we're not that close
but i do see her as amazing
she recently had some issues involving one tree hill if you get my drift
and its taken its toll
and she has so much doubt about herself
and it makes me sick
how people can let other people affect them so much
or indeed affect others in this way
she seems to not be happy
but i want to just tell her
that i honestly do feel that she is one of the most amazing people i know

cause she's smart
cause she's joyful
cause she's happy (most of the time)
cause she's fun
cause she's strong minded
cause she's awesome
cause she's stylish
cause she's so damn beautiful

and
cause she's so oblivious that we all love her
cause she is who she is

and that's all we can really ask of her and all we really need


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there is another girl i know
who has also been having some one tree hill issues
or gossip girl idk both those shows are pretty shit
point is
she had the means and mind
to go in and say
wait
there's a problem here
and tried to fix it
and i think even though she was already amazing
that she is even more so
but also she

tries to be the best she can - but shouldnt have to
tries to be strong - but lets herself cry
tries to be resilient - but is only human
tries to be modest - but she knows shes beautiful
tries to be calm - but is fun and happy
tries to be social - but still works so fucking hard

tries to be the one who
tries to be herself all the time
- but she is simply amazing the way she is when she just doesnt
try to be anything

and i'm not that close to this girl either but these things are the absolute truth

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Everyday - everyday i wake up
and hear you whisper my name...
maybe breathe a little prayer
but it just aint the same -
ignoring every word you say
Every word ...you tell me

- This Providence

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Last but not least
there is a girl
i know
who
i've known since as long as i can remember
well not really
but i wish i did
cause shes is super-crazy-mega-awesome-ness
all in one
just quite seriously
awesome central
=D
^ that face is the only way to describe her
so
=D awesome
=D amazing
=D fun
=D funny
=D intense
=D insane
=D Really pretty
=D Ridiculously beautiful

and

=D has a smile that
=D Halts the word so that all may see her glow in the pathetic dark that is society

i've known her for a while but we've grown apart
dear gammer in disguise - in regret that we've grown apart
i wish i could change this but i feel you've outgrown me
i'm glad that we still talk though
but i guess it'll never be the same.

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there you have it
it wasn't easy writing this blog
i mean sure i did repeat some adjectives but believe me they mean different things for different people
all these people i see every school day
and i do feel that the people around them take them for granted
i love these people dearly and wouldn't changed them for anyone else ever

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i guess its back to regular viewing then =)



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so
I Was Thinking
what would happen
and i've been thinking about this ALOT
in a zombie infestation

*hmmm*

now people say
that its the fatties that die first
and sure i might
but i think not
cause
even though i may be slow i have fighting spirit =)
but
its not the point
i have tatics
smarts
brains
wits
teamwork
and most importantly
weapons
people think 'GUNS GUNS GUNS!'
but they over look the importance of
1- tactical movement
2- close range low disruption killing

the only way to not die is to not get swarmed
and thats the bar of it

now personally
what i'd do
is
see what my family is doin
and i've thought about it
i'll kill all and any zombies that i have to
i dont care if they're related to me
or even one the people i've mentioned above
u try to eat me u die simple as that

grab my bag and some supplies
now i'd bring
my mobile in case
(including charger headphones etc)
cause i dont wanna get bored on travels
my laptop (inc charger etc)
now u might way 'thats dumb it'll be heavy and weigh you down'
well yes
but
shut the fuck up
cause u find some wi-fi
and u try to contact the world
and also
if ur forced to camp down
u'll wanna be able to have some entertainment
also grab some non-perishables
(noodles - baked beans - musli bars etc)
some fruit for temporary substance
and a large bottle of water
BUT
do not drink the water as of yet because u do not know if the infection is in the taps
better off getting some new bottled water

i'd then spend maybe 2-5 minutes calling all the important people
grab my car or any car
drive round picking up all my friends who arent zombies
kill any who are (cause i dont want my friends eating others)
drive em all to kenans house
which is in the middle of nowhere
well not really but its on a farm land place
and its got high windows and balconies for scouting to happen
and camp out there till we can sort some shit out
eventually we'd have to leave and keep moving
by the time we decide to leave the zombie population will have either
died out
or grown immensly
either way
w/e

confidence is the way to live =D


and i know it all seems elaborate and excessive
but im a guy
and guys think about these things
guys give serious though to
'i wonder what i'd do if a rocket came out of that alley right now... yeah i think i'd handle the situation quite well' - Mr Moran

its just in our nature =)

and on that note
i'm off
bye bye

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