Reading the Fine print!

So they shuffle you...

into a giant room

and seat u down

your given a number instead of a name

and your not alone there are many there with you

i'd like to say under free will but you know thats not true...

and they give u some forms to fill out and sign

then tell you your instructions

and you panic

you don't want to be there...

but before you know it the person has stopped talking...

...

let the tests...begin

D=

TEST!

and so the sad pathetic teachers find yet another excuse to pit students against each other in a test of smarts wits and endurance to see

WHO steps on who

WHO cheats

WHO willing to go too far

and WHO will come out on top

while they sit in their balcony watching

Smoking their cigarillos and laughing at the misfortune!

but test = fail
im just glad i dont have to go to school for the days that i dont have em

and considering i only have 5 test and the period spans over 20 days

thats pretty sweet =D

last thurday - engineering (which was ridiculously easy cause it was copy pasted from the 2007 hsc test)

last friday - ENGLISH ADV that was a fail test and a half

tuesday - 2 unit maths, i was meant to study today but decided to play assassins creed instead and let me say that the attention to detail is fucking sweet, although some of the battle logic is fucked still a sweet game, ill study tomorrow

next tuesday - physics

next wednesday - legal

i will fail my test and wont care =D

am currently listening to the kill - 30 seconds to mars

its one of those songs that u have to lip sing to (lip sing cause its way too loud and high to actually sing along =P)

man the weather has been fucking fucked in the fucking head

and its been fucking me over

seriously

cause its autumn and i was looking forward to having some goddamn cold weather

instead of the fucking hot spring weather we've been having

and it was cold for a few days at first

THEN

it went back to being hot as shit during the days

but atleast the nights are cooler

but i do most of my living in the day - as i school

fucking fuck!

moving on

OH SHIT I FORGOT

found some goddamn matchbox cars!

holy shit

me and my little bro!

fucking built a giant ass gravity race slide! <- yes it is as awesome as it sounds!

out of books and chairs and shit

aww man

i remember what its like to be a kid ;)

so i went to maccas the other day

i fucking hate it there T_T

its so incredibly depressing

the atmosphere - how it tries so hard to appeal to families

the smell - smells like death

the toilets - you just know your gonna get raped

and most deppresing - the workers - that means you darshna

but the single most depressing and sad thing in there are the managers

how they act so fucking high and mighty

and are such bitches to the younger customers like they're such hot shit

and how they actually look like they're proud of what they're doin

like seriously

i'm standing there as the fat white guy in the darker uniform is yelling at the other employees and talking to them like they're useless 10 yearolds

'have you done it yet? well i asked you to didn't i? do u remember me asking you? should i have to do everything by myself?'

i just wanted to chuck a Brick Tamland and trident the fucker off his high fucking trojan horse!

also i hate that all the managers regardless of what store look like they're related in some way,

they're all fat white people with the chliche hair colours and styles

so thats what pisses me recently

BUT on a sidenote

another thing that pisses me off

is the spell check on google chrome which just told me that i spelt 'colour' wrong

cause it FUCKING ASSMERICANISED

like seriously how lazy can u fucking get 'color'

fuck!

and i noe i can change the settings and i just did

but the point is the american downsyndrome excuse for english pisses me off

I was THINKING

that if i could somehow read minds

life would be so fucking sweet

never make a wrong move

i'd know exactly what to do

and how to push people (H)

awww shit

and id go round saying what people thought

(discretely of course as to not have people discover my abilities)

and embarrass people *insert evil laugh*

ofcourse id need to be able to control it and chose who i listen to

otherwise id go mad

and if people found out it'd be another deal breaker cause if they dont tell everyone and i get sent in for testing or killed by intolerant white people mob led by pauline hanson

then i'd get put up to the task of helping people

helping people who are depressed etc

and i dont mind helping people who are depressed

BUT i dont like being obligated

thats different

people will say with great power comes great responsibility

BULLSHIT

thats not true at all

over 50% of the world population are living on less than 2USD a day!

and where are the fucking rich white people at?

they're living it up on their yachts and penthouses

and every once in a while they'll pull the loose change from they're pockets and put it on a giant check and hand it over to some charity infront of heaps of cameras and pretend to care

and get called heroes by the public cause they don't know any better

so if i had the power to help

then its not my duty to do so

it'd be a choice

in a monetary based world economy

duty and ethics and freedom

are things that don't exist

-the rich get richer and the poor get poorer its just out own fucking society thats done this

and we have noone to blame but ourselves.

OK so i do tangent off a bit

but thats just how i am

this blog is dedicated to Darshna

who begged me for a blog =P

well here it is

enjoy

xo